Country Dictionary

a gossip session

Gossip was taking the place of serious literary discussion in the book club; it was turning into a real cat chat.

Musically, the Australian version of an (awful) Elvis impersonator; also see: "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt"

Listening to Russell Crowe's music band, "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt" certainly makes me wish that Russell would've simply stuck to acting.

Code word for an incompetent doctor or medical facility.

Her shitty boob-job was done "elsewhere". (note: when uttering this word in the manner as described above, it is imperative that one always remember to use "air quotes").

almost any hip-hop or rap music video

Mystikal's new video was obviously shot in booty land.

See: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

With his mushed, squatty appearance, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber certainly qualifies as a tee hee hee.

a skinny person's crotch

Eww, check dude's u-joint,yo.

1. An unusual form of summer squash 2. A clitoris

definition 2: Dolly loved nothing so much as the times she spent in the bathtub, tickling her chayote.