A fork of Rural Dictionary
An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.
Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."
See: Ivy League, NESCAC
"Squanderable Cash"
1) "I need to work some overtime this week otherwise I don't have any squash for John's bachelor party"
2) "My wife found my squash in the sock drawer and spent it on shoes"
n. mental acumen, wherewithal, coherence, "cool."
1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.