A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss
Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling
September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice
Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me
On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing
Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day
On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does
Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain