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John McCain is old. He is also running for President. People make political jokes about his age. Lawls ensue.
Some one who has square, plastic framed glasses, owns a guitar and always holds a paintbrush.
Scarf and herbal cigarettes are optional, but preferred.
1: "Wow, who's that douche playing a guitar with a paintbrush while doing hookah?"
2: "Nononono, man. He's chill, he's an indie artist."
1: "Oh WOW! Now I wish I was him. What song is he playing?"
2: "I dunno, it's probably some really underground folksy song from the Juno Sountrack."
1: "Whoa..."
To nom one's twat, or to eat one out.
Chatspeak for eating pussy.
"I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY!"
"Twat nom. Lawls."
To have one of your possessions completely ravaged so that is looks like New York City post-Cloverfield.
"WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR?!"
"It was Cloverfielded when this bitch who backed her car into me in the parking lot."