Country Dictionary

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

Ottering

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

Fudded

Fuckin genius 5 minutes ago

That is brilliant it is totally fudded

Hofitel

Melbourne accommodation where da party is at

Let’s get some rack and party at the Hofitel

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else