Country Dictionary

A face that looks like a well used old hairy vagina eating itself!

Owen Farrel has a Poes-gevriete

To have a shit in water - based off the Zulu word Bhosha…

Walking down the beach, one may feel the need to have a Whosha after chilli the night before… any tidal pool will do!

Another word for a vagina that is well used but not abused.

Everyone prefers a shaven Gamtoose

A fool…. an idiot… same may say “a cock”.

When you call someone a Schmodder, it means they’re useless pricks.

Jeffery just dropped a tray of tequila shooters…. We all called him a Schmodder!

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”