A fork of Rural Dictionary
A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.
Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.
1) A person who can't take a hint and leave. 2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction) 3) Any pain in the arse.
Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.
Derogatory name for a Homosexual.
“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!” “I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"
Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly. The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.