Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

K9ing

Apparently means that you have though of engaging in some sort of sexual activity with a family member by accident.

K9ing is a disgusting thing

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

assholes

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary

those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

sasquatch school of beast masters

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school

megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

more than a school day

when you compare the length of every appointment that you don't want to go to, or something you don't want to do to the length of your normal school day

i have to go to driving school from 8:00 to 3:45?! thats more than a school day

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble

oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

comerapeme.com

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator

comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

shit

what people say when they ask to leave their classroom during school and when they get back in their seat they realize that they have to go to the bathroom

shit why didn't i go to the bathroom after i went to my locker?

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007