A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”
Much like passed gas but when you fart it hurts.
That fart hurt so much, it feels like I just passed glass.
When you are angry at a store and take a shit inside the cash register.
They tried to kick us out of the store, so I gave them correct change.