A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most sacred of places in the whole multiverse, a place of true ascendance and powerful bat’age. Only a few know of the power held in the Bat Cave because many are not worth its power(see Buster for an example). Maintained by Mom and guarded by BrokeBoyKitty, Pop-eye, Buster the pup, Maggie and pup-pup. Fat Bats can be seen flying in and out 24/7, with the outside world not knowing how much actual drugs are in it...
Jason: Yo why can’t I come over?
StudJake: You are not high enough to enter the Bat Cave, you Buster ass nigga
Pertaining to a person of high quality, fatness and laziness when under the stimulation of marijuana. Typically found living with one parent and can only smoke dutch’s as they are too weak for bong rips.
Mom: Jake has been smoking all day, how come?
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine