A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ridiculousness of epic proportions.
The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.
Someone who constantly complains. They are always griping about something.
Person: Jane is going on about some restaurant not having sweet tea.
Person 2: Who cares?
Person 1: And now she's griping about the restaurant not having her kind of salad dressing.
Person 2: She's just a habitual bitcher.
The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
(blends granny and ninja) n. When you think you're running it up at the park, and look behind you to see these old ladies matching your speed.
Person 1: I was running at the park the other day when these two old ladies came out of nowhere behind me.
Person 2: Ya, those grinjas can be sneaky.
Someone who never has anything nice to say, ever. There's always a rude comment coming out of their mouth.
Person 1: Becca was so rude today. She pretty much told me I suck at my job.
Person 2: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just a grump dumpling.