Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

funbassador

light hearted person who makes every social situation more fun. usually involved in the planning, getting people involved and even bringing the booze if necessary

That jerry is such a funbassador. he planned my bachelor party and my son's bar mitzvah!

by hordak June 19, 2007

barbarious

when something is beyond uncivilized and rude

The way the Native Americans were treated by the US Government during the 1800s was barbarious

by Hordak February 29, 2008

BESL

means "broken english as a second language". Applies to a person when their English is utterly incomprehensible, even if it's not their first language.

I can't understand a word Rami is saying. He must have failed his BESL class.

by Hordak February 29, 2008

sassical

when a person acts sassy, as if it was second nature. usually this person is so sassy it's hard to avoid

The other day my secretary at work was way too sassical

by hordak June 19, 2007

poornado

On a windy day, it's the small tornado or vortex of street garbage that gets blown around. Usually this is found in poorer neighborhoods, where there's newspaper and trash strewn about in the streets.

I was waiting at the bus stop, and a sudden gust of wind started a poornado that blew a half eaten cheeseburger against a store window

by Hordak March 03, 2008

jockey slut

A lady of dubious morals who persues the Dj at the bar/club.

"There's Lorraine in the dj box, She's such a Jockey Slut"

by Hordak June 02, 2007