Country Dictionary

Yoga position Michaela, Chelsea and Lady get into to watch an entire season in one day. Fruit in hand or paw recommended.

Dewd. Don’t distract Michaela, Chelsea or Lady when they are in the binge pose.

Having more wit than a midwit which has more wit than a dimwit.

There are a lot of dimwits, even more midwits but not many uberwits.

Is when a thief moves past chimes with speed or energy fast enough such that the chimes play a quick tune and then go silent. Could also be a thief in and out, no delays, and moving thru whatever is in their way including the chimes.

When Mama said the babies were hungry and their was no food or money, Papa knew it was chime-time.

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral

Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.

It’s like a think-tank. It’s 2 or more people that drink and socially find subjects that they can pretend to know something about but in reality are clueless!

I am always up for “drink-tank” discussions.