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A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.
I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.
The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.
Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat. Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.
Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".
Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.
A big harry potter nerd. Knows everything about him, and wishes to be with him in bed.
You're such an Esin! Stop drooling over that book!