A fork of Rural Dictionary
a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing. b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving
a) Flaps down 15 degrees check! b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!
Shit music produced by the talentless for the tasteless.
The existence of remixes prove that you can always sell shit to the right people.
A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.
Bill Riley asked me how I was doing today, so I sued him for 9 large for sexual harassment !!! Pretty sweet huh?
What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat." 2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows: a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous) b. Sugar c. Squeezed lemon juice d. Stir with your cock e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised) f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"
1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle. 2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...
Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit. This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130. It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time. Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again). It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff. Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir? Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
Achilles' boyfriend It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis. In any case he was bi.
Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt. Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor! Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.