A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.
Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.
n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much wordmanjaculate/word that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.
"Go swallow another load, you Ejacumaster."
n. Mild insult. Derived from the French abbreviation for "Petite," as "Li'l" is an abbreviaton for "Little."
Shut up, you p'tit cockrobber.
n. Derogatory term. Derived from "ass-pirate."
Arr, jimlad! Ye be a rear privateer, and I be wantin' none o' that!
adj. Abbreviation of "Fucked Up" as expressed in the NATO phoenetic alphabet. Used as a descriptor of something being awry.
Pennzoil 1, my engine's foxtrot uniform. Ejecting!
A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.
Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.
Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.