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Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah Me: Fuck off, twatface.

The name instantly given to someone who has wronged you. This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.

1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket? That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks. 2. So are you and Anna still getting along? Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface) how are you ? you look well...

An idiot who you kinda adore. You are showing your affection with this name

*in a conversation* Person 1: hey rockstar Person 2: sup? Person 1: ily, twatface xo

adj. Extremely drunk, perhaps leading to humorous or embarassing results

John got so completely twatfaced last night he tried to karate kick a lampost for staring at him

A twat: an insuult used by a female to a male. A codename used for a person you dont like. can be used for more than one person (eg twatface 2, 3 etc)

ellia: omg twatface just texted me AGAIN! emma: ben is such an immature freak sophie: yeah. There goes twatface 2...