Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gambier, Ohio

A small midwestern town full of ghosts, bored students, and over-excited English professor. No one is entirely sure how they got here.

Where the fuck is Gambier, Ohio?

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023

Baby

A word that pop singers should stop using

Justin Bieber: Baby, baby, baby, oooohhhhhh
Me: just kill me now.

Philander Chase

Someone who climbs a hill and says a prayer, and founds Kenyon College there

Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023