A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The most beautiful gift anyone can ever have. A result of love, and giving love to one another.
2. An accident
1. What a beautiful baby we have brought into this world!
2. Oh god please don't tell me it's true that you are having a baby, I was drunk, I don't even remember any of it!
Living, breathing proof that your condom failed.
Mother: "Little Timmy sure is growing up to be a fine young man!"
Father: "yeah, he's the worst fail I've ever made."
Mother: "I'm so proud of our accidental baby."
The word that your boyfriend calls you when he wants something from you.
Boyfriend: Baby...
Girlfriend: Yes, honey?
Boyfriend: Can i borrow five bucks...?