Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Lel

When you're tired of saying lol and decide to say lel to look cooler

Bro, my fucking child just called 911 because we didn't get apples on his pizza Lel

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

LGBLT

People who decided to not be heterosexual, but were at a subway and got hungry

Bro you're changing your sexuality? What gender are you now? Hmmm... LGBLT, let's get a Sandwich man. Lol *proceeds to make fun of his gender by using sandwich-related pronouns for the rest of his life*

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

LGBTQ+ Christians

Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today. Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up. Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it. It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.

Rachel: I'm nonbinary now! John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more? Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian! John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

Evidence

Something evolutionists don't have

Christian man: bro, evolutionists got no evidence on they shit. Person with iq: yeh ik Take that you fucker who came up with the top def

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

Arsenal

A game with unbalanced weapons, Bullshit hitboxes, Bullshit maps, gamemodes, and gamemode voting systems, And a bullshit community. But my favorite game on Roblox A lovable old piece of shit.

JOHN ROBLOX: WHAT THE F*** BRUH I JUST UNLOADED AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE ON THIS PERSON HOW THE HELL ISN'T HE DEAD?!?!? ARSENAL HAS SUCH BULLCRAP HITBOXES!

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

*shooting stars music plays*

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power i.e. Dwayne Johnson BTW, this is a dead meme. Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven

Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead Bill: *shooting stars music plays*

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

Minimum dating age

Learned this from game theory lol. It's half your age + 7 Which is 14 for me I assume the maximum is double - 7 Which makes mine 21 Chart: 7: 7 to 10 and a half 8: 9 to 11 9: 11 to 11 and a half 10: 12 to 13 11: 12 and a half to 15 12: 13 to 17 13: 13 and a half to 19 14: you know from above 15: 14 and a half to 23 16: 15 to 25 17: 15 and a half to 27 18: 16 to 29 19: 16 and a half to 31 20: 17 to 33 21: 17 and a half to 35 22: 18 to 37 23: 18 and a half to 39 24: 19 to 41 25: 19 and a half to 43 26: 20 to 45 27: 20 and a half to 47 28: 21 to 49 29: 21 and a half to 51 30: 22 to 53 31: 22 and a half to 55 32: 23 to 57 33: 23 and a half to 59 34: 24 to 61 35: 24 and a half to 63 36: 25 to 65 37: 25 and a half to 67 38: 26 to 69 39: 26 and a half to 71 40: 27 to 73 41: 27 and a half to 75 42: 28 to 77 43: 28 and a half to 79 44: 29 to 81 45: 29 and a half to 83 46: 30 to 85 47: 30 and a half to 87 48: 31 to 89 49: 31 and a half to 91 50: 32 to 93 51: 32 and a half to 95 52: 33 to 97 53: 33 and a half to 99 54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old) 55: 34 and a half to dead 56: 35 to dead 57: 35 and a half to dead 58: 36 to dead 59: 36 and a half to dead 60: 37 to dead 61: 37 and a half to dead 62: 38 to dead 63: 38 and a half to dead 64: 39 to dead 65: 39 and a half to dead 66: 40 to dead 67: 40 and a half to dead 68: 41 to dead 69: 41 and a half to dead

Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age? 19, brutha

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021