Country Dictionary

farris

to make super conservative; to lame-ify the unlamable.

-Do you wanna go out and get some ass for free from your girlfriend? -No, I have a 12 point check list I need to accomplish it. Sorry I have to farris guys.

Hooking up

This is when psuedocylomates (certain worms) use their "hooks" to have sex. This is a very effective and fun way to reproduce.

Hey dude did u see Jane and Erica hooking up. Yea dude it was sexy as hell.

doublebag

To use two condoms instead of one while fucking. Although this sounds twice as good, it causes friction.

Dayumm woman, I ain't need to doublebag with you, it's goin in your mouth.