Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

slope eyed

A facial expression which makes you look like you've had an Asian stroke

You're so drunk, you've gone all slope eyed on me!!

by I love lamp January 20, 2016

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.

The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.

by I love lamp June 24, 2021

pizzatarian

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.

From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".

by I Love Lamp January 11, 2007

pizzatarian

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.

From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".

by I Love Lamp January 10, 2007

MANANAS

It is everything, anything and nothing

"What do you expect from me?!"..."Mananas."

by I love lamp December 06, 2022