A fork of Rural Dictionary
everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong
boy:whats wrong you look sad? girl: nothing (<--liar)
What a guy says when he knows what he's pissed off about is stupid, knows it will sound stupid coming out of his mouth, but can't quickly get over it.
Whats wrong? "nothing...I said nothing....leave me alone dammit, you caring about whats wrong with me is whats wrong"
the word you say when asked what your doing by someone who walked in on you watching porn
don: *walks into room* HEY RICK WATCHA DOIN? Rick: NOTHING! *closes browser*
nuhth-ing noun 1.no thing; not anything; naught: to say nothing. 2.no part, share, or trace (usually followed by of ): The house showed nothing of its former magnificence. 3.something that is nonexistent. 4.nonexistence; nothingness: The sound faded to nothing. 5.something or someone of no importance or significance: Money is nothing when you're without health.
He ruins himself in promises and clears himself by giving nothing .
What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!
I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...