Country Dictionary

1. An exaggeration so big that it creates a black hole no truth can enter 2. Bullshit

Apple salesman: The iPhone 7 has every feature anyone could possibly want! Jason: Bullshit, what about the headphone jack? Mike: Chill, he's just using a truthful hyperbole. Jason: So, bullshit? Bob: Sounds like bullshit to me.

Short for wicked

Bro 1: Did you see the X games? Bro 2: yeah bro, they were wick.

Adverb form of the word "rant".

When Will discovered that McDonalds didn't have a whopper, he rantily reviewed them on Yelp.

A shitty situation

My life is a shituation.

To scam a large number of people by making a big promise and then not delivering.

Matthew: I donated $1 to the Doug Burgum campaign to get his $20 Biden Economic Relief card, but then the card was never sent and the campaign won't reply to me. Joe: You're not the only one who got scammed lately. I put $1,000 into a crypto scam where the developer stole all the tokens. Luke: Wow guys, that sucks. It sounds like you both got Doug Burgumed!

Thanksgrieving (Thenks-greeve-ing): when you spend Thanksgiving mourning your family situation instead of being thankful.

1. I was Thanksgrieving after my weird third cousin brought politics to the Thanksgiving dinner table. 2. We spent the day Thanksgrieving after our entire extended family ditched us.

To engage in a quick succession of multiple rants. Can be used for only one rant if it's hardcore enough.

All the feminists went on a rantpage when Hillary, their hero, didn't win the election.