A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very comical message poster, found on the general forums of eq.crgaming.com On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts. His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest. His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).
Skater Gnome is the rulest!!11!
Contrary to popular belief, true story is used to make a story MORE believable. Don’t agree with me? Check out the example and see for yourself.
Story 1: Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night? Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work. *awkward silence* Person 1: You fucking liar! Story 2: Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night? Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work. Person 2: True Story. Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you. Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
Girls that make the rocking world go round. See Amandycat's definition of Queen
Are you gonna take me home tonight Ah, down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round!
Goldeen is a water-type Pokemon. She is a colorful fish, with her most predominant colors being orange and white. She has a horn on her head, which she commonly uses for her horn attack. Goldeen is also known as "The Water Queen."
Goldeen, I choose you!
Party At Fender's. See also Fender.
Ken: Party at Fender's! Chris: I second that motion. Fender: Nope. /cry Joe: Fender is a tool. Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender. Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader. Fender: Where did Ken go? Ken: HERE I AM. Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE. Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone. Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*