A fork of Rural Dictionary
Party At Fender's. See also Fender.
Ken: Party at Fender's! Chris: I second that motion. Fender: Nope. /cry Joe: Fender is a tool. Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender. Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader. Fender: Where did Ken go? Ken: HERE I AM. Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE. Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone. Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
Pimp Daddy Pienta. See Pienta
Mike Pienta's nickname is PDP, but Ken suspects that it is just a clever name.
DRAMA is an acronym that stands for: Drunken Retarded Association of Mexico and America The acronym was coined by Ken S of Roseville, Michigan. Basically, DRAMA is an association of a bunch of drunken retards who still think that they’re in high school. This association is only for inhabitants of Mexico and America, which includes Canada. The Five Signs of DRAMA: 1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member. 2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member. 3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member. 4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member. 5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member. To be considered a member of DRAMA, you must have at least one of these symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Or, if all else fails, try growing up. Here are the characters of this DRAMA: Principles or main characters (in order of significance) 1. Danelle (pronounced Duh-nell) 2. Becky O 3. Peggy 4. Stu (a.k.a. Jennifer) 5. Debbie (the understudy to Danelle, she usually isn’t in the DRAMA) Supporters or supporting roles (in no particular order) 1. Ashley 2. Alison 3. Eryn 4. Andrea 5. Todd Chorus or characters who only observe with little or no part in the DRAMA (in no particular order) 1. Kenny S 2. Jamie 3. Dave 4. Rian 5. Kenny G It is very important to avoid all contract with the principles of this DRAMA. If you come into contract with them, prepare to be dramatized. After an encounter with a principle, you will be overcome with DRAMA for 24 hours. In the rare case an erection lasts more than 4 hours…wait, wrong diagnosis…If the DRAMA doesn’t go away after 24 hours, consult your physician immediately. Failure to consult with a physician can lead to death, so it is very important to talk to your doctor. Some people are able to handle an encounter with a principle and come out of that encounter with little or no DRAMA side effects. Although, this is very rare and, more times than not, you will have DRAMA symptoms for a 24 hour period. After that 24 hour period, you are known as a drama survivor. Some drama survivors may develop post-dramatic stress disorder (PDSD). Symptoms of PDSD include: depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of all DRAMA principles. Recent research has shown that supporters and chorus members of DRAMA are harmless. More research needs to be done to determine if understudies are harmless as well. All signs point to yes on that, but more work needs to be done in that field. It is important to note that the list of characters above is not complete. In addition to that, current members may move up or down the drama chain, depending upon how much they participate in the DRAMA. I am reluctant to post this because I believe it may cause a fight. Remember everyone, this is all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously! And nice try removing this, by the way!
Girl 1: OH MY GAWD! DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING! GICK Girl 2: YEAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL TRAMP! AND I'M NOT TALKING LADY AND THE TRAMP! I'M SAYING SHE'S A WHORE! GICK Ken S: *bitch slaps both girls* Friends don't let friends start DRAMA.... We should have a mexican standoff instead!
While driving in a car, the act of coming to a three way stop sign. In order for it to be considered a true three way, you must arrive at the exact same instant as two other people.
Person 1: I had a three way with Debbie and one of her girlfriends yesterday. Person 2: Is that so? Person 1: Oh yeah, true story Person 2: How was it? Person 1: Boy, let me tell you, that Debbie sure can stop! Person 2: You mean go...right?
The Ville is a ghetto fabulous term for the city of Roseville, Michigan. It can also be used for pretty much any other city that has ville in it. However, this term is specifically meant for Roseville, for reasons that I will explain further down in my definition. In regards to Roseville, anyone with an ounce of coolness can clearly see that the actual city name isn't very hip. It doesn't strike fear into those that hear it. People often associate Roseville with roses, or possibly some other device of cuteness, such as a fairy or a unicorn. These things aren't very funky fresh or jive like. In contrast, The Ville strikes fear into those that hear its name. In other words, it is the funkified version of Roseville. The Ville is often associated with poppin fresh coolness and other hella hip terms.
Scenario one, a person using the term Roseville, and the subsequent reaction: Person One: Hey man, please get out of my seat or I will be forced to tell the authorities! I'm sure that won't be necessary though because I'm from Roseville.... Person Two: Hahahahaha! What are you going to do? Hit me with your magical fairy wand? Person One: *cries* Scenario two, a person using the term The Ville, and the subsequent reaction: Person One: Yo dog, get outta my seat or I'll straight up blast you, fool! Ya heard? I'm from The Ville.... Person Two: Yes sir.... Right away sir.... *cowers in fear* Person One: Word
A religion for bowlers. The God of this religion is known as Kirby. Kirby, our heavenly Father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer. The principal hymn of Kirbyism: May my balls be accurate and my strikes be many. See Kirby Also see alcoholism
Bowler 1: Fuck Christianity, Jesus can't help me with my 7-10 splits. Bowler 2: You should join Kirbyism, I did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since. Bowler 1: Hooray for Kirbyism! I'm in. Kirby: And so it was written....