A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not 5 minutes Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
A:When are you coming B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen) A:dont be lyin brah.
My da- AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!! Or a feeling that no one cares about you
A: man i feel so invisible B:...
Cumin
A:knock-knock B:whose there A:cumin B:cumin who A:can i cumin please
Depending on how many i's are in the back its diffrent Hi- I want to greet you Hii- I misstyped Hiii- I am exited to talk to you Hiiii- I dont wanna talk to you Hiiiii- I am a serial killer and want to kill you Hiiiiii-I am at your front door Hiiiiiii-May god bless your soul Hiiiiiiii-its a cat... Or is it. Hiiiiiiiii-call the ambulance i am having a stroke Hiiiiiiiiii-defo a cat Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (redacted)
A:hi B:hey - A:hii B:heey - A:hiii B:WAS GUD MAN - A:Hiiii B:hi - A:hiiiii B:hi? - A:hiiiiii B:why you put so many i's, it's wei- - A:hiiiiiii B: AHHH HELP ME PLS SOMEBODY HELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO WRITE URBAN DICTIONARY PO- - C:hiiiiiiii D:meow - C:Hiiiiiiiii D: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW - C:Hiiiiiiiiii D:meows cutely - C:Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii D:SCP-■■■■■ Where are you right now
Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
A: do you want a drink with that sir B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er A: can you say that again B: what bo oh o wa er A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT B:nah this man violating