A fork of Rural Dictionary
A straight person that wants to be oppressed so they make a sexuality to feel special
Idiot: I’m LGBTQ
Me: Same. What is your Sexuality?
Idiot: Super Straight. That’s where you only like women who were born women
Me: With that logic, Lesbians are straight, you Super Dumbass
Idiot: NO STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!!