Country Dictionary

Procrastinator

Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.

You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!

Bot

Something that can't identify what cars or road signs look like

"D'you think Blind Brandon is a bot? He couldn't identify the car in our exam last week?" "I don't know dude, but step away from him. Bots are dangerous."

Abortion is murder

A stupid thing said by stupid pro-lifers who are actually pro-birth and don't care about what happens to the child's future

"Abortion is murder", says a random stranger, who doesn't give an eff of what happens to the child.