A fork of Rural Dictionary
The word every disappointed teenager finds in place of where the word "penis" should be in a dictionary
Dammit, where's penis? I swear to god it should be right before peninsula...
"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III" "Wack ass shit"
WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT!?!?
Okay fine, Halalmeat5000 done "Thanks for your feedback!" You're not welcome
The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience
You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT