A fork of Rural Dictionary
The political correct version of Urban Dictionary
Me: "What is Israel?"
Person: "A country in Asia"
Wikipedia: "Israel (/ˈɪzriəl, ˈɪzreɪəl/; Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيل ), also known as the State of Israel (Hebrew: מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל), is a country in Western Asia, located on the southeastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea and the northern shore of the Red Sea"
"I'm sick of all the bureaucracy, I can't get anything done!"