A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate
Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier
The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin (Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal
Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
When you go to temple on Saturday morning and the local Rabi takes you into the back room and bones the living shit out of you
Me: how was temple last Saturday Mo: it was kinda dope me and the Rabi got a lot Raboning in Me: oh shit was it Rabi Rob Mo: he’ll ya big dick Rabi Rob
When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad Mike: what’d you do bro Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses