Country Dictionary

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double decker dizzle dick

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning

That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017

sundress challenge

A couples friendly version of summer trends such as „hot girl summer“ or „white boy summer
The goal of the sundress challenge is to see how many places you and your S/O can have sex in a sundress, it can be the same sundress or many different sundresses and takes place between may-august.

hot girl summer but i’m boo‘d up so the game(sundress challenge) is „How Many Places Can I Fuck My Boyfriend In A Sundress“ it’s my favourite game you just pull that shit right to the side, it works perfectly.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom April 29, 2021

stoopid

riley

wow riley that duramax is stoopid

by Iamgayerthenyourmom September 21, 2022