Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 22, 2019

Lisa longarm

Someone who has extra long limbs. Perfect for taking selfies.

I’m so happy you’re a Lisa longarm. Our selfie was doooope.

by Iamtaller September 22, 2019