A fork of Rural Dictionary
A city that some people from there think is hard and ghetto but in REALITY don't have the crime rate to back that rep up. A city that's about as ghetto as Mr. Rogers neighborhood and has a crime rate as high as a midgets ass off the ground. In essence a bigger version of fairfield that really wishes that they could be ghetto.
hyphyDummy: Nigga I'm from da slums of Vallejo cuddy!! Crestside cuddy!!! Real Nigga from out of state: Nigga fuck you and vallejo you fuck nigga!!! hyphyDummy: Nigga I'll fuck you up cuddy!!! Don't make me get hyphy cuddy!!! Real Nigga from out of state: (gets in Vallejo boys face) Bring it don't sing it hoe!!! hyphyDummy: (Vallejo boy gets nervous and stutters)Ughh Ughh you lucky nigga cuz if I hit you you would be fucked up right now cuddy!!! Crestside nigga!!! Real Nigga from out of state: Hits Vallejo boy in the jaw, pisses on his thizz nation t-shirt and laughs. hyphyDummy: Runs back to his moms two story 4 bedroom house with nice green lawn with flowers in it, in the Crest crying like a punk bitch. Real Nigga from out of state: Throws a rock at him, laughs and says Vallejo boys are phony bammas.