A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pillow someone may use for cuddling or sexual purposes; the pillow simulates the sensation of spooning with a fluffy partner that will always satisfy your emotional and sexual needs without having to find a real person or spending money on a blow up doll.
"Are you sleeping in Jesse's room tonight?"
"Yes."
"Omg make sure you don't lay your head on his jig-it pillow, don't even want to think about what he's done with that thing..."
Libertarian party lingo. A clitwora is a beta who happens to be in a Libertarian party leader position who is unable to stand up to Republicans and Democrats. This ends up leaving a really bad Mark on the party and it results in a poorer election performance than anticipated due to incompetent betas holding party positions.
Tickle me pink, for yet another clitwora has fractured the Libertarian party due to their slippery ice cold leadership.
A family relation in which there are two relationships at the same time - examples would be if a man has a child with two sisters, those kids would be siblings and cousins at the same time. If a man has a child with a mother and her daughter (from another man) those two kids would be siblings and aunt-uncle/niece-nephew at the same time.
What do you mean Timmy is your fusion relative? He's your brother and your uncle at the same time? Dude take that to Jerry Springer.
The idea that we should elect as many anarchists as possible so that they may ween the people off the need for government entirely. Since democratic socialists believe it is possible to vote ourselves into a socialist society, democratic anarchists believe it is possiblento vote ourselves into an anarchist society. Like parents raising their children to be self sufficient adults, it is a democratic anarchist’s duty to encourage people to operate on a person to person basis without any top-down force occurring. Libertarian socialists call themselves LibSocs, and democratic anarchists call themselves DemAns.
Libertarians are weird, they are always inventing their own ideologies. Now they have this ideology called “democratic anarchy”. They seriously think they’re going to elect a democratic anarchist as President some time by the end of the century.
When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.
Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.
Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.
Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???
the act of inserting a new born baby back into the vagina of the mother, head first, and having sexual intercourse with the anus of a boy or vagina of a girl. when climax has been reached, you must give the mother a pearl necklace.
when i was born, my mom didn't have a c-section, she had a szafranski