A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) The most pleasurable thing in the entire universe 2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do 3)Why Playboys exist 4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure 5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent 6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate. 2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on? 3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!! 4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular. 5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!! Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22. Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!! 6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.