A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...). All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon. Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks... Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.
Guy A, *Walks into the showers in his health club... While having a "Mr. Nice Guy"...* Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them... ***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...