A fork of Rural Dictionary
Has three kids and wants to speak to the manager
Barbra: "I have three kids and want to speak to the manager"
Do things for Jesus. Blame things on the Devil... or Jews depending how hungry you are
-Infomercial: Have you ever fucked up? Try blaming it on the Devil! -Jesus: "Love thy neighbor" Christianity: *Kills all their neighbors* -Person 1: "Hey you killed someone! That's bad!" Person 2: "No man it's cool, I'm doing it for Jesus."