A fork of Rural Dictionary
Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.
After partaking in gay anal, tf2 is when you grab a rocket launcher and use it as a butt plug for your partner, blow up the partner and boogie down on what remains on the partner.
Guy 1: you wanna tf2
Guy 2 (suicidal): yeah sure im not afraid of death.
The sub-species of rohans that are the complete definition of "gigachad". Every time a rohan walks into the room, all the girls immediately become pregnant and start orgasming intensely. Rohans are the type of people you would smash every day of the week in the least gay way possible, and sheerely just to feel their massive throbbing cocks.
person 1 (boy): oh hey, the brohan came to the party.
Person 2 (girl): I'M PREGNANT *orgasms*
If you know a chelsea or are friends with one, run away, as fast as you can. Your family will understand, just run.
Person: holy fuck i cant believe i got away from chelsea...oh shit...oh shit who is that...is that? OH SHIT IT IS. DONT HURT ME PLEASE DONT HURT ME. NO. NOOOOOO
Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.
Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god