A fork of Rural Dictionary
!!TW cops!!
People that are gross and apart of law enforcement. Used to be cute animals but now those animals are called alive bacon.
"MOMMMMMMMM I WANT A PET PIGGGGGGG!!!!"
"Sweetie, i cant buy a cop."
What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.
"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"