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A television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.

Damn nigga I gotta lose these cops, but I'll at least let them know which way I'm turning!

A show in which the person caught is always watching themselves on tv.

Guy: Hey, look at that guy, I bet he's watching himself right now! What a loser! *Cops burst in* Guy: Oh, hell.

police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.

run, the coppers are coming!

desperate asses who try to fill their quota by hiding and if they see you do anything, they act like an ass

two kids fight in front of their friends, cops get there, one friend smiles, a cop needs to fill his quotia, says to kid "you being funny?" kid"no!" cop "you trying to be funny?" kid "no, seriously!" cop "shut the fuck up, funny poeple go in the car!" kid charged with lying to officer

The people we hate when we are breaking the law, but the people we love when the wrong people go crazy.

I hate cops when I get pulled over, but love cops when im at the mall and some crazy guy is killing people with an AK-47

Middle class white people who voted for bush and own a bunch of guns and use intimidation and threats to get you to cooperate

Cops: the biggest street gang in america

stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew

thanks to them damn cops i have a fucking $186 fine to pay all cops should burn in hell