A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Italian explorer who rediscovered a continent that most Europeans at the time had no previous knowledge of, and whose voyages set off further exploration and colonization of this "New World," resulting in his being credited for its discovery.
Things CAN be discovered more than once. In general, people in Europe didn't know about the Americas before Columbus' voyages, and the resulting colonization means that most of the people living in the Americas today are at least partially descended from Europeans. No one alive today who says that Columbus discovered America actually thinks the land was uninhabited when he found it. The proper understanding is that, from a eurocentric point of view, Christopher Columbus discovered America, which is true.
The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet. At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.
Congratulations, you won!! Click here to claim a free iPhone 14!
Yet another factory bro country singer
"Who's this guy singing about girls and partying?" "Oh that's Thomas Rhett, he's just like every other new country artist"
Silent but deadly flatulence. May sometimes smell similar to a real leakage of natural gas.
"Hurry, get out quick! I think I smell an ass leak!"
Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity. Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!" "... Your dad should have pulled out." "LOL!!!1!"