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Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.

The TEH won't date a Trans.

Orginally started off as a typo for "the", but recently has changed a bit in meaning. "Teh" still means "the", however, it is mostly used in the same manner that spanish speaking people use the word "El".

"I got two cookies with teh whipped cream!" makes sense, but "I got two cookies with the whipped cream!" doesn't. Get what I mean?

(addendum)
Has the ability to turn nearly any word into a noun.

My definitions are teh win!
That loser is teh sux.

A wicked shaman from <Purple Train>

Dude, Tehness just pwned my face in a duel. R1 LB is like his Ice Lance! :(

Either a typo of the word "The" or a way to show extra emphasis onto the next word.

Good - "You am teh su><0r"
Good - "My poo smells like teh win"
Bad - "On teh first day of Christmas"
Bad - "Teh cow says, 'moooooo'"

An expression used by idiots to helpfully identify themselves to other idiots.

Idiot 1: That's awesome.
Idiot 2: Wait, what?
Idiot 1: Uh, I mean, that's "TEH" awesome!
Idiot 2: Oh, thank god! For a second there I thought I wasn't talking to another idiot!
Idiot 1: "PNWED"!

1) Typo for "the".
2) Very
3) An Asian name spellchecked with Microsoft Word.

1) "I just shot teh teacup."
2) "That is teh L337."
3) Teh.