Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

MacGyver

When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.

My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.

Sleifer

A fat over-weight Slut.

Man when I watch Oprah all I see is Sleifer.