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Oprah

Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.

Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.

by anonymous September 19, 2004

Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe. 2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it. "Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

by Joe Friday July 06, 2005

Oprah

A person that always has to get involved in everyone's business. Wanted or not they're always listening and gossiping as they thrive on attention and causing friction between people for the fun of it.

Dannnggg... Patricia be quiet Oprah is heading this way

by TheLordghetto July 06, 2014

Oprah

Another word for- sociopath. Oprah panders her new-age crap at bored, upper-middle class women who, like Germans in the 30's listening to the demented rantings of another maniac, buy it hook, line and sinker. A billionaire who connives women into believing that she's 'one of the girls'. Gives cars away to poor people, naturally on international TV so everyone can SEE how great she is. Cars aren't registered OR insured however. Poor people lose 'free' car. Oprah looks like saint. Disgusting. Has a golden toilet. Seriously.

"When Jesus whups the anti-Christ, it'll be Oprah, and Dr Phil will be the false prophet..."

by PepsiCola September 16, 2006

Oprah

verb:- To rapidly gain weight, particulary following a rapid loss.

"Sue went on a diet, doesn't she look great?" "Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".

by T-pack January 13, 2009

Oprah

A unit of weight that is approximately 200 pounds.

"My car weighs about 8 Oprahs" "How much do I weigh? 3/4 of an Oprah last time I checked"

by Dryani October 07, 2009

Oprah

The Queen of Political Correctness...

Guy: What you watchin'? Girl: Oprah... Guy: Ah that political correct annoying bitch!? I'd take Jerry Springer over her bullshit any day!

by FilMasta March 05, 2009