A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the nicest girls you’d ever meet anyone would be lucky to get with her
Boy 1: Did you hear that Dean was dating Amelia Boy 2: Bruh she has to be the luckiest girl Ethan: She said she’ll date me if she falls out with Dean Bella: You lucky little git thought we were dating Ethan: Yeah we are I’ll date her if we break up I said it to her Bella: Good boy I know I can trust someone like you Bully: Amelia’s mine good luck getting with her Ethan: Shush she’s mine
One of the Busiest motorways especially around Bristol City where the M4 Is
Reece: Hey I’m going on the M5 Joseph: Well calm down mate it’s not the M5 Reece: You Plonker It could also be the M25,M1 M42 not just the M5
Abbreviation of Kevin De Bruyne
KDB he’s playing for Man City best player in the league Better than Ferlady Scores a lot of goals When he goes in Goal He gets the ball in his face
Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something
Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on Daniel: My Hair is on thank you Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up Dainel: You are such a Wankstain Matilda: Fuck you Cum
One of the smartest boys in the world Any one would be lucky to be his friend
Harrison: Did you hear that Mylee was dating Rex Dufus: Ma’am she’s got to be the luckiest person in the world Jack: Can I be his Friend Harrison: No Jack: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKIN’ Dickhead can I at least talk to him Harrison: No
The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow Fred: Why Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
One of the best teams in the world although Liverpool FC and Man United think they’re bad
Daniel: Hey What Football team do you support Matilda : Liverpool FC Ethan: I Support Man City too Eva: Man United For Me Daniel and Ethan: Liverpool FC and Man United are Shitty Matilda: Well City are Shitter but Liverpool are better than Man U Daniel, Ethan and Eva: You’re a Gay Prick when it comes to Footy