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M5

The main road in England that links Exeter in the south west with Birmingham in the midlands. Infamous for it's heavy congestion and endless lines of caravans in the summer months

I know we are on the M5, I can see 400 caravans and we have moved 400 yards in the last two hours.

by black flag June 15, 2004

M5

Probably the best car ever made...an amazing 5.0L V10 w/ 507 HP that will blow the doors off of any asian or american sports car, and beats most mercedes (not the mclaren)...currently the fastest STOCK car available in the world.

Randy: I would sell my soul to satan to have an M5. Check out the google video of an M5 beating a Lamorghini Galardo....(not a stock car)..O DAMN!

by RandyII November 07, 2006

M5

The Ultimate BMW.

The M5 can leave any riced up japanese garbage wallowing in its dust.

by turbine April 14, 2004

M5

The ultimate road version of BMW's popular 5 series. The M stands for Motorsport. Capable of a swift 155mph, it can outrun most other cars within it's price range while carrying multiple passengers. Just so you don't get fooled by the other definitions, the M5 was built to rival Jaguar's XJ sport and XJ exec. BMW aren't in the same league as Mercedes-Benz sales-wise.

That M5 tore <random american trash> a new assole. OMG my vette lost and the wheels fell off! I need an M5!

by Gumba Gumba March 24, 2004

M5

the best kick ass sedan you can get. it looks like a bull dog and drives like one. it costs a fortune, 100 grand, but its worth every cent. best thing of all, its made by BMW, who know how to make cars more than anyone else.

Joe: i have the best car in the world, the Cadillac STS-V Jack: shut up all cars suck compared to my king of cars, the 500 hp v10 bmw M5

by Porshcephile December 29, 2008

M5

A 5.0L V-8 sport sedan that has 400hp and can go 0-60 in under 5 seconds, forcing you to spooge on yourself.

"Hey, Brad just got a new M5!" "Oh God! I need new underwear!"

by BudLiteBrad January 31, 2003