A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.
Example 1) Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries. Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis. Example 2)
The correct spelling for the word "Pterodactyl". Contrary to what you may have been taught there is no silent "P" in the beginning. Also one of the fucking coolest dinosaurs to ever live.
My teacher, Ms. Walters got mad when I notified her that her spelling of Terodactyl was incorrect. She had placed a "P" infront of it for no apparent reason. We argued back and forth for bout 10 minutes and she insisted it was scientifically correct and the "P" was silent. I rebutted her statement by calling her a doo-doo sniffing poo brained idiot and was subsequently sent out of the class and received an "F" for the semester.
When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.
Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog> George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford. Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
The process of contracting a yeast infection. Named for the classic novel by J.T. Salinger , Catcher in the Rye.
"Wheres Joan?" "Oh she's out getting down in the cornfield Catchin' The Rye."
A Furby is a girl who much like the toys, is adorable and excessively cute- HOWEVER she has bad shaving habits resulting in what resembles a Furby toy siting in her lap.
Dude 1- Dude, you know Lindsey, the brunette in our morning class? Dude 2- Yeah you mean the really cute one? Dude 1- Yeah man, I was going to smash the hell out of her until she dropped her panties and I realized she was a Furby. I got the hell out of there.
You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.
"Dude look at Susy's crotch" "Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"
What one says when they do something intentionally and gets caught.
Jarret was mad at his mother for throwing away his adult video collection so he smashed her grandmothers antiuque lamp worth 7mil she had inherited with a golf club. When his mother returned home and asked him what happend, he responded, "Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"