Country Dictionary

when you put your iPhone up your girlfriend's butt so that she can manipulate the widgets with her anus.

Yeah baby, text my mama. Text my mama! This is one hell of a widget fuck.

just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.

1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?

love between two men, but only in the butt. none of that fag shit.

1: Them two is faggots, beaner!
2: Nah, dey is jest butt gay. Dey straight, son.

liking every post on a target's facebook page causing them to receive a notification for each "like"

1: Dude, I got like strike -d last night, my e-mail is jacked.
2: Man, that sucks.

1. a common Quidditch maneuver borrowed from the fictional English football group Manchester United.
2. more commonly known for its sexual connotation: picking the scabs from the walls of the vagina for a smoother intercourse

1: Ay you! Run the manchester quib pick!
2: Oy! Loik I did on yer mum last night?

1. Strong as fuck.
2. Urinary tract infection.

1: That mexican kid is cockswoll.
2: It's 'cuz them beaners be jumpin' dem fences!

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!